Some Punny Quotes

What are puns? They are very punny. Ha ha! Get it...its like they are funny, but instead I used the word punny. That itself is a pun. Here are some more to illustrate this magnificent concept:

The dead batteries were given free of charge.
Don't expect to eat fancy when flying, it's just plane food.
Why was the car embarrassed? Because it had gas!
When the wheel was invented, it started a revolution.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Gravity is studied a lot because it is an attractive field.

All these puns are courtesy of www.punoftheday.com