Clarihews

For those that do know what it is, a clarihew is a poem about a famous person. There are only three rules:
1. The first two and last two lines rhyme.
2. The famous person is mentioned in the first line.
3. Have fun!

A brain is what Paris Hilton needs,
All that's in there is a pile of beads.
She may get later a hotel or two,
But I think she's too dumb, what about you?

Send your own in at our new e-mail address doseoflaughter@gmail.com, and see your clarihew posted in a future blog post.