Avoid Going to School*

Prove to your teacher that knowledge is the root of all evil and schools shall be shut down. What you should say is,

"For the sake of argument, wealth will equal money. Now I begin:

1. Money is the root of all evil
2. money is wealth.
3. Wealth is power and knowledge is power.
4. That means that knowlege is wealth which means knowledge is money,
5. and therefore knowledge is the root of all evil.

* A Dose of Laughter will NOT be responsible for any trouble you will get in.