Yeah that's right, there's a new illegal immigrant from Mexico, on TV!
Here's proof from JibJab:
Dora the Explorer is So An Illegal Immigrtant
It is so clear that Dora the Explorer is an illegal immigrant. The evidence is all around us.
1. She speaks Spanish...PERFECTLY! What is she...like 5!! Her backpack even speaks Spanish perfectly!
2. That backpack of her's has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water and food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes....I mean c'mon!
3. She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, a band of insects, a gazillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4. She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package...I mean, really, Swiper is obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire drug-trafficking buisness.
The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them. Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing Spanish before English?!