On Thanksgiving, average adults consume 5000 calories, 5 times more than they should! Dose of Laughter is lending you a hand to help burn it off.
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Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? Answer: It simply wnats to run away!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Answer: It uses FOWL language!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Answer: Boy! I'm stuffed!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Answer: Their AGE
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